Joe's Blog

broseph91 @ 2010-01-01T17:33:00

2010-01-01T22:33:25Z

~Left high and dry, alone on tis small bleak world, no one can me now~

I've now got the new LiveJournal Messenger.

2009-12-08T21:02:01Z

I've now got the new LiveJournal Messenger. My Windows Live ID is broseph91@livejournal.com. Sign up now and we can chat!

Gottes Tod

2009-10-27T21:11:17Z

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Sexiest song ever

2009-10-05T20:37:38Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUK25JJpLzg

listening to "Coheed and Cambria (ALBUM Version) - Welcome Home" on Blip

2009-06-22T19:41:37Z

Epic, just epic.

listening to "Gimme More - Britney Spears" on Blip

2009-06-22T19:37:23Z

Love this song

On Vox: Segway Cops, your worst enemy

2009-06-22T17:02:29Z

1243615335863

Originally posted on broseph91.vox.com

broseph91 @ 2009-06-21T21:05:00

2009-06-22T01:17:56Z

I might leaving soon :)

listening to "Angelspit- Skinny Little Bitch - " on Blip

2009-06-18T19:39:14Z

Listen NOW!!!!!!!!

my Gaia badge

2009-06-14T17:44:59Z

On Vox: I bought 3 pairs of these

2009-06-12T18:12:24Z

Action-jeans

Originally posted on broseph91.vox.com

On Vox: Ross Rosenberg on "Chocolate or Peanut Butter?"

2009-05-06T01:43:12Z

"Chocolate or peanut butter?
I’m glad you asked this question. There was a time, before 1928, when the Flavours were kept separate, as it had been for centuries, and rightly so. It was only with the invention of Harry Burnett Reese’s devilish Cup that segregation was overturned, leading to the current climate of Hedonism, Lawlessness, Toucherism, and Moral Decay. Indeed, it is with such fervent vigor; such unscrupulous ferocity that the Leftist Elite push the Liberal Chocolate/Peanut Butter Agenda that we have entire generations of young people, their minds innocent and unfettered by the horrors of this world, these young people have had their virgin minds viciously raped by the idea that the mixing of Flavours is okay and, indeed, natural; and when I say that I mean it. The Leftists are raping our young people with giant, Chocolate and Peanut Butter cocks and we are allowing it. It’s being taught in our schools and sold in plain sight in every supermarket and bodega and we are allowing it into our homes. We are inviting these filthy Leftists to rape our children with their candy cocks; spreading the delicate, pillowy folds of their frontal lobes with our own ignorance, and it has to end!

Also, chocolate."

this is why Ross Rosenburg is the best blogger ever.

Find more of the interview here at Coilhouse

Originally posted on broseph91.vox.com

On Vox: Children Of Raptor Jesus

2009-05-05T01:14:56Z

Childrenofgod

Originally posted on broseph91.vox.com

Writer's Block: What's the Plan?

2009-05-03T02:12:30Z

Do you like to plan everything out or do you prefer to be spontaneous?

View 503 Answers

Spontaneous, life is more fun when its not planned. Its better to just do and see what happens. You learn a lot more that way

On Vox: A post about Louder than Silence (GLSEN "Day of Silence")

2009-04-26T23:45:37Z

We need to rise up against this ignorance, and live in unity, no matter what someones preferences are.

Louder than Silence (GLSEN "Day of Silence")

Originally posted on broseph91.vox.com

Words of encouragement

2009-04-26T21:36:55Z

LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flying Spaghetti Monster's "I'd really rather you didn'ts"

2009-04-15T21:56:51Z

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go fuck yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.
6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

blah

2009-04-12T01:41:01Z

I should prolly start using this more often

Writer's Block: Confidences

2009-04-11T14:34:31Z

Who do you think it is easier to talk about your problems with: your friends, your family, or strangers?

View 503 Answers

definitely my friends

Best Quote Ever

2009-02-28T00:55:12Z

"bitches" - Josh

broseph91 @ 2009-02-21T21:43:00

2009-02-22T02:43:50Z

broseph91 @ 2009-02-06T23:57:00

2009-02-07T04:58:57Z

I'm the juggernaut bitch

broseph91 @ 2009-01-31T23:24:00

2009-02-01T04:25:10Z

I should prolly start postin again

Snow Day

2009-01-27T17:20:53Z

So far all I've done is listen to Sonic Youth, sleep, and eat hotpockets, it's a wonderful day

Nicktoons

2009-01-19T17:05:02Z

What ever happen to the old Nick shows, like rugrats, Cat Dog, and Invader Zim. And also the infamous All that